Gas Thieves Get Comeuppance at the Hands of Bait Gas Canisters, Total Three Engines

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    Font - Posted by u/Affectionate_Gold_84 1 day ago 3 32 Want some free gas? I gotcha bro! Hope this qualifies as pro revenge. Let me know if needs removing. So several years ago, my friend, we'll call him Boris, and I would always help each other do the spring cleanup for our properties. This included taking out damaged trees, preparing garden plots, and taking care of our weed infested yards. I was going to be first on the cleanup detail so I prepared tools and implements the Friday before the b
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    Font - The next morning Boris shows up with coffee and biscuits around 8 AM. As we were sitting on his tailgate enjoying breakfast, my neighbors ride by in their beat to hell Chevy cavalier smoking like a freight train. We will call them Rocky and Bullwinkle. Boris and I made the usual jokes about the amount of smoke pouring from the exhaust. Damn, bet they go to the gas station and fill up with oil and check the gas. We soon finished breakfast and thought no more about it. As we begin to get th
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    Font - A weekend or two go by and we have a family dinner at my wife's, Rocky and Bullwinkle's grand parents. Toward the latter part of the evening we were having a few drinks. Most people had left and myself and wife's grandfather were shooting the breeze when I had to take a leak. As I was doing so, I saw a gas can with very distinct paint on it. I inquired from the old man about how it came into his possession and he stated Rocky and Bullwinkle left it there. I simply explained it was mine as
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    Font - I got up and went to work the next morning and didn't even think to check on the can. But when I got home, I checked and it was gone. My wife informed me that my plan must have worked as she watched Rocky and Bullwinkle go in and out with the car not only smoking, but spitting and sputtering as well. The last time they rode out, they didn't ride back in. Hmm. They gave me about an hour of peace before they came over and wanted to know if I could look at the car and see what was wrong. If
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    Font - Well, their those type of people that good luck just falls on them and the pastor for a local church gave them an old for Taurus. Took me a few cans of rotten egg gas but I got the motor to lock up after about a month. This time it quit in their grandparents yard. So, they scrapped it and as luck would have it, they got their income tax returns. They bought a nice looking Ford f150 but it began having problems too. Smoked really bad. They did take it to a mechanic that eventually found th
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    Font - tbeslian 1 day ago Totalled two motors and cost them $2000 minimum, that's some pro revenge right there, served cold just the way it should be. 1.2k Dan1shZM 1 day ago Still took them 2 engines and life out of the f150 to learn, not the brightest in town. 387 Reply Share 133 Sweaty_Ad9724 - 1 day ago Not the brightest sparkplug in the engine block either Reply Share 49 Reply Share Tanaka_Sensei 23 hr. ago I'd bet they're about as useful as a spark plug on a diesel engine. Reply Share
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    Font - GodOfAtheism. 1 day ago Wild that they didn't learn somewhere in the middle of the second one, but then again if they were smart they probably wouldn't be stealing folks gas cans. 417 Reply Share Affectionate_Gold_84 OP 1 day ago Well in all honesty, they were driving junkers anyway. Never did maintenance or anything. Just gas and go. 4207 Reply Share
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    Font - Chaghatai 1 day ago I wish you could have been a fly on the wall when the mechanic told them it was bad gas 59 Reply Share
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    Art - [deleted] 1 day ago Well played, sir. Well played. Reply Share 50
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    Font - WTF9876543210 - 1 day ago Awesome revenge!! Love it when the trash takes themselves out 127 Reply Share
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    Font - Stormy8888 1 day ago The best part is they did it to themselves too! It's just too bad those cars "drank" the wrong kind of stolen gasoline and got sick. Just too darn bad. Dang. You know who can drink gasoline and not get sick? Jerry Can. 210 Affectionate_Gold_84 OP 1 day ago Lmao. Take my up vote and Jerry can drink it up. 67 Reply Share 24 Reply Share ... Stormy8888 1 day ago Just returning the favor as while reading your post I pictured all those beat up, junker cars getting "sick" fr

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